Businesses aren’t built in spreadsheets.

They are built on dreams.

I help make sure your numbers, systems, and operations are all working toward the same future you are.

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Hi. I’m Chelsea.

For more than a decade, I've helped businesses untangle the financial and operational challenges that come with growth.

I've worked across SaaS, healthcare technology, professional services, and founder-led businesses, helping leaders connect finance, operations, systems, and people into businesses that are easier to run.

What I enjoy most isn't producing financial statements. It's helping people connect the dots—and building the financial and operational foundation that supports where they're trying to go.

If you're building something exciting, I'd love to hear about it.

So. Where do we start?

Why Sassy Pants?

Because business should be exciting—not exhausting.

For more than a decade, I've helped businesses untangle financial and operational challenges. Along the way, I realized something… The financials aren’t usually the problem. It’s that everything feels disconnected.

The numbers.

Th operations.

The people.

My job is to help you take all of those pieces and build the business you've been trying to create all along.

It's a little like Tetris. Every piece matters. You just need someone who's good at seeing how they fit together.

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So. What are you building?

Every great partnership starts with a conversation. Tell me what's on your mind.